There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
jack the ripper identified
*swat team descends on graveyard*
we fuckin got him now
i just lost 4 followers
Come at me, fuckboys!
ugh now I’m freaking out about tomorrow I’m not sure what to pack and i will be spending five days with complete strangers and I’m scared so I fuck around on tumblr
pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily
okay, but riffing on my "the (apocalypse of your choice) is happening right outside the window and I still have to work in this fucking coffee shop" AU idea and the, “okay but what about genre heroes who are the characters most genre stories take for granted,” what about some of…