sometimes if I think I set a really good first impression with someone I’ll get anxious seeing them again bc let’s be honest I’ll never be that cool again
imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe
imagine idris elba as a starfleet captain
AU where a Marvel movie doesn’t cause my heart pain for months on end.
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
when i die i want teen wolf executive producer jeff davis to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time
Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson at Entertainment Weekly’s Comic-Con Social Photo Booth
You look fantastic. What are you wearing?